Skate Name

H-Bomb

Number

36B

Member Since

June 1, 2011

Teams

Battalion of Skates, Brass Knuckle Betties

Position(s)

Team Player & Ass Kicker

Status

Active

Awards

Best Behind 2011

Bio

Born and raised in the hoods of the SFV H-Bomb grew up at the local rinks. Ice Capades Chalet (North Hollywood, CA) and Skateland (Northridge, CA.) You could find H-Bomb skating fast forward, racing the older boys, or skating reverse backwards. She pitched fast pitch softball, and played a little bball on the varsity team(s) in high school, she was even a slutty cheerleader! Bored with the day to day work routine, and going to the gym, H-Bomb joined The Derby in 2010 and hasn’t looked back. SKATE OR DIE!

Usually Screaming

Help your Jammer!

Loves

Farmers Market’s, mexican food, Cadillac Margarita’s, AR15′s, Bourbon Whiskey, ass smacks, boys, hard wheels, new bearings, fast cars, stopped packs & Chronic Speed.

Hates

Traffic, last call, zombies, negativity, cats, skater pile ups, & GMOs.

Biggest Strength

Speed

Biggest Weakness

ADD

Derby Wife

Divorced with plenty of Sancha love!

Favorite Piece of Gear

Atom Stroker Slims

Dirty-Derby Secret Weapon

Hit or be Hit!

Frequently in the box for

Elbows & Cheap Shots

Injuries

Concussion & tweaked fingers

Day Job

Trust Administrator

Testimonials

“If roller derby was easy it would be your mom.”