Skate Name

Potti Mouth Patty

Number

FU-2

Member Since

February 1, 2007

Teams

Vendolls, Bombsquad

Position(s)

Blocker / Jammer

Status

Retired

Awards

2007- Best Brawler. Knocked up for the majority of 2008. 2009- The Fisty Award for most triumphant return and the Squeaky Clean award (that didn’t last long). 2010- Pizza Cutter for the Bombsquad, All Eye’s on Me Award, most Points scored in a single jam.

Usually Screaming

“I’m not mean, you’re just a pussy.”

Loves

Sneaking cigarettes at halftime, wearing men’s deodorant, being crafty and getting hit by Titty and staying up.

Hates

Hugs, zombies, burpies and empty milk cartons left on the counter.

Biggest Weakness

Endurance, smarties from Liv before bouts

Derby Wife

Knotie Dottie… that Judgemental bitch.

Favorite Piece of Gear

my striped knee-highs from my first season

Dirty-Derby Secret Weapon

Made famous by Captain Chronnie, taking whips off the other team… if the refs don’t see it, it didn’t happen…

Frequently in the box for

being so awesome that it’s only fair to the other team I spend some time sitting out.

Injuries

Dislocated hip, tore a bunch of tendons in both ankles, permanent fish-net burn on my ass from before we knew about wearing nylons under our fish-nets, and the normal bumps and bruises.

Day Job

Production Artist, Johnny’s slave and freelance graphic designer.