
| Skate Name | |
| Number | |
| Member Since |
February 1, 2007 |
| Teams | |
| Position(s) | |
| Status | |
| Awards |
2007- Best Brawler. Knocked up for the majority of 2008. 2009- The Fisty Award for most triumphant return and the Squeaky Clean award (that didn’t last long). 2010- Pizza Cutter for the Bombsquad, All Eye’s on Me Award, most Points scored in a single jam. |
| Usually Screaming | |
| Loves |
Sneaking cigarettes at halftime, wearing men’s deodorant, being crafty and getting hit by Titty and staying up. |
| Hates |
Hugs, zombies, burpies and empty milk cartons left on the counter. |
| Biggest Weakness | |
| Derby Wife | |
| Favorite Piece of Gear |
my striped knee-highs from my first season |
| Dirty-Derby Secret Weapon |
Made famous by Captain Chronnie, taking whips off the other team… if the refs don’t see it, it didn’t happen… |
| Frequently in the box for |
being so awesome that it’s only fair to the other team I spend some time sitting out. |
| Injuries |
Dislocated hip, tore a bunch of tendons in both ankles, permanent fish-net burn on my ass from before we knew about wearing nylons under our fish-nets, and the normal bumps and bruises. |
| Day Job |
Production Artist, Johnny’s slave and freelance graphic designer. |
Holly Mad-as-Sin, #1GF, joined VCDD in January of 2011, never realizing how big of a community the Roller Derby was. Every time she puts her skates on she gives it all she has and she has come so far. She is currently skating for the Hellion Wheels travel team and is on the Brass Knuckle Betties intraleague team. Derby isn’t easy, It takes more than just skating but the sweat is worth it. Holly is on the events committee and enjoys planning fun filled events for the league that everyone, including people who don’t play the game, can enjoy. She puts everyone’s thoughts and concerns first when coming up with a game plan. She is also a NSO, so you can count on her to get clarification of any rules issue. If you thought you were the best girlfriend, you can bet she’ll prove that she’s really the #1GF.
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