Skate Name

Tuesday Welts

Number

198

Member Since

March 4, 2010

Teams

Vendolls

Position(s)

Blocker

Status

Active

Awards

Fan Favorite, 2010; Under The Radar, 2011

Bio

i can pilot unicycles up treacherous inclines with unflagging speed and cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. i collaborate with Banksy and have seen under the hood. i am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Loves

mr.welts; my tiny babies (embrace it, Az), rescuing wolves; having my heart warmed, SPP BOS P1; sneezing

Hates

“Parades”, cute fonts like comic sans; wide ruled notebook paper

Biggest Strength

breakdancing moves

Biggest Weakness

the sweet sounds of neil diamond

Derby Wife

recently abandoned – thanks, a-hole!

Favorite Piece of Gear

my smokin’ “guns”

Dirty-Derby Secret Weapon

the power of the side ponytail – ask Sandra Bullet

Frequently in the box for

cuddling on the track

Day Job

master of puppets